Alex Otti’s Abia: Enter The Hypocrite 

Alex Otti suddenly forgot all the holier than thou crap he used to write as a newspaper columnist.

_Bros enter Government House, see free money, him just yawere_!

Maybe if God had not been so kind for Nigeria to dodge a bullet called Peter Obi, we would have heard that he had budgeted 5 billion naira for Aso Rock New Yam Festival and another 2 billion for his first lady to host August Meeting.

Hope the likes of Pat Utomi, Akin Osuntokun, Tanko Yunusai, Aunty Oby and Hajia Aisha Yesufu got invites to _come chop_ part of the 900 million plus _Nkwobi_, because if they were not carried along, _e bad o_!

Is Kenneth Okonkwo still dancing on a yacht with plenty, plenty girls in white, having cashed out big time from Obingos who fell _mugu_ for his caper of simply tweeting from the courtroom instead of actually arguing a proper case?

Oh, he already returned and managed to meet the bottom pot of the 100 million naira _Ofe Nsala_ pot of premium Government House soup?

I know say Ken _no fit carry last for awoof sha_!

And “intellectually gigantic” Otti could only spend a miserable 25 million on school renovations for the children of those who voted him Governor!

Some people don’t fear God.

Party Jollof Rice pot calling Twinnings Tea kettle black.

But then I guess you need to consume gluttonously to find the energy to move Nigeria from consumption to production.

Obingos _make una waka_, _jo_: _una yeye too smell_!

Barr. Jesutega Onokpasa.